I Heart Roger Clark

It's been an embarassingly long time since I wrote about my favorite NY1 guy and that could be because (drum roll please)...Roger Clark is now officially H-O-T. You heard me right (and by You, I mean Me since I'm probably the only one who knows or cares that I've fired up the blog again). I don't know what the guy's been doing, lo these many months, but he is fit, tanned, and ready for ACTION. Yesterday he was in the boxing ring, going a few rounds with an old skooler. I found myself mesmerized. "Look at those gams!" I thought to myself. "Where's the belly?" I wondered. You'll only know it's Clark if you see him sporting dress shirts from his "I Was A Fat Guy Once" collection. The neck is about 6 sizes too big.

Roger Clark, you're dreamy...