I Heart Roger Clark

So sorry I neglected to post the other day when Roger was getting his flirt on in Williamsburg with short-haired artist chickie Caroline Woolard whose primary claim to fame are stools that she blow-torches to street signs. Though Caroline's website -with its pretentious musings on "reclaiming public space for the public" - is annoying, I have to say I appreciate this creative gesture even if she is a hipster. Roger took a seat and pretended to fall asleep. I'm pretty sure Rog and Caroline are dating now (what wife?).

This morning, Rog chatted with Rep. Carolyn Mahoney - who is most definitely not a hipster and would only be considered a chickie in the parallel universe of my nightmares - who took the red-eye from Albany just to chat with Clark about the fact that important historical documents will be making an appearance at Federal Hall in Lower Manhattan. Rog was wearing a suit and seemed dumbstruck that anyone would have actually flown in at the crack of dawn to chat with him about this. I think he also secretly wished that this Carolyn was also secretly an artist with a blow-torch. Now that would have been a news story.