I Heart Roger Clark

Roger wore a RED tie to go to the RUSSIAN Tea Room this morning. Coincidence? I think not. And what about the "blinktiki" of which Clark partook. He claimed he had no idea what it was and that he didn't like mushrooms to boot. But did this keep him from scarfing down the dish like he was back in the motherland? Nyet. In fact, Rog was so busy eating and chewing into the microphone, he forgot that he was actually supposed to be interviewing someone. Hence, we heard very little from the chef - who was actually trying to explain what was on the plate before it all disappeared - and a whole lot of fork being inserted into mouth (Roger's). This may have been intentional, lest the chef accidentally spew some controversial rhetoric on lingonberries. Roger knows that he is what he eats and today he is Comrade Clark, czar of the new blintz republic.