Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Boo (hoo hoo)
Now I know why Roger was giddy yesterday: he was going to have today off! And what high hopes I had for Rog donning a costume and bantering with Pat K. who, incidentally, was working a hairdo this morning that looked a lot like a small furry animal shellacked to his head. If this image doesn't work for you, picture an 80s flat top with bangs. The only thing news anchor-y about it was the incredible quantity of hairspray holding it all together.
Rog, you better have a good explanation for being off today and anything involving an "assignment" isn't going to cut it. I'm expecting a Wisconsin Cheesehead hat or something tomorrow, Clark, to make up for the fact that my fantasy of you dressing up like a hot dog or Mr. Met (or any other tiresome "character" joke I've made over the past few months) has been shot. I mean it. And you better be reporting on something we all care about like Halloween candy: better frozen (Three Musketeers) or eaten straight out of the bag (Snickers)? Or whose idea it was to hand out old pennies to Trick or Treaters. How many cases of accidental penny ingestion happen on Halloween? You get the idea.
Rog, you better have a good explanation for being off today and anything involving an "assignment" isn't going to cut it. I'm expecting a Wisconsin Cheesehead hat or something tomorrow, Clark, to make up for the fact that my fantasy of you dressing up like a hot dog or Mr. Met (or any other tiresome "character" joke I've made over the past few months) has been shot. I mean it. And you better be reporting on something we all care about like Halloween candy: better frozen (Three Musketeers) or eaten straight out of the bag (Snickers)? Or whose idea it was to hand out old pennies to Trick or Treaters. How many cases of accidental penny ingestion happen on Halloween? You get the idea.
# posted by Unknown @ 9:38 AM 
